invention/zippers

invention

This is more innovation than invention. Cell phone
implanted in temperal lobes. I would have rendered this
phone, but it's the size of a baby flea. No more fumbling,
just safe, hands free driving, [don't forget to put those
hands on the steering wheel though-a little innovation
humor] for you and everyone else.
The Incell lacks a few fun things sure ; internet, games,
camera, [we're getting close on the camera] etc., but what
it lacks in frills, it makes up for in peace of mind. The only
down side worth mentioning, you get a a kind of zombie
appearance while taking a call [you get a pleasant little brain
tickle when a call comes in though], but we're working on that.
By the
way, no
more
batteries,
your
brain
supplies
all the
energy
it will
ever need

Thanksgiving

Murderer! His eyes accuse me. My family seems oblivious,
devouring their big, fat, juicy, [I consider myself a pretty
sharp chic, and I figured out a couple years ago, there are just
two per turkey] drumsticks, hmmm.
I hope everyone has a good and guiltless Thanksgiving.

cleartwo

Waiter,
another
bottle
of
clear
please.
Thanks

clear/no

smoke